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FROG KISSIN'

Easy listening for frog lovers

From the recording "Frog Kissin" by Chet Atkins

If you can't hear anything, download the mp3 file here.

Words to Frog Kissin' so you can sing a long

 

Do you remember in the fairy tale how the wicked witch's spell

Changed the handsome prince to a toad,

Through the  power of a potion she handed him a notion,

He was lower than the dirt in the road,

Though she left him green and warted, Her evil plan was thwarted

When the chance to happen by a young miss,

Who in spite of his complexion offered her affection

And broke the wicked curse with her kiss.

 

 Well, if you've never been a frog kissin',

Then you don't know what you've been missin'

There's a world of opportunity under each and every log,

If you've never been a charm breaker

And if you've never been a handsome prince maker,

Just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.

 

Once upon a time ago I was down and feeling  low,

Like a lonely frog in a pond,

Life was just a joke 'n' I was very near a croakin' 

I was zapped by life's wicked wand,

Then in the depths of my depression, there came a true expression

Of love from a lady so sweet,

She gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healin'

And knocked me off my little webbed feet.

 

If you've never been a frog kissin',

Then you don't know what you've been missin',

There's a world of opportunity under each and every log,

If you've never been a charm breaker

And if you've never been a handsome prince maker,

Just slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.

 

There's a happy ever after land deep in the heart of man

Where a prince or princess abide,

But all we get are glimpses of the handsome prince or princess

'cause their covered by a green warty hide,

Though they're full of life's potential, they're lackin' one essential

To enable them to shine like a star,

And that's to have some guy or misses smother them with kisses

And love 'em while they're just like they are,

 

 And that's the secret of frog kissin',

And you can do it too if you'll just listen.

Just slow down, turn around, bend down

And kiss you a frog!

Ribet!...Ribet!